Free · Read-only · 15 minutes

Find out what's quietly killing your SQL Server — before it kills a night's sleep.

A free, read-only health check for your SQL Server 2019/2022/2025. One connection, nothing leaves your box, and you keep the branded report.

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Read-only, no agents Nothing leaves your server You keep the report

The problem

Most SQL Server emergencies were avoidable

The warning signs sit in the DMVs for months. Nothing shows up on a dashboard until it's a 2am outage.

Backups that can't actually restore — or a FULL-recovery log with no log backups, growing until the disk fills.
No integrity checks — disk corruption spreading silently until a query hits the bad page.
TempDB and memory misconfigured — throttling every query the moment load arrives.
A build years behind on performance and security fixes.

The score

You can't see this from a dashboard

A neglected SQL Server hides its risk in plain sight — green on every monitor, one bad night from an outage. This is what the check reveals. Where does yours land?

24/ 100Critical risk

0 · CriticalAt riskFairHealthy · 100

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What you get

A plain-English report, not a wall of jargon

15+ checks, each with what it is, what it's costing you, and how to fix it — prioritized by severity with a defensible health score.

Backups & recovery restore gaps, missing log backups

Integrity last known-good CHECKDB

TempDB file layout, contention

Memory cap, PLE, Lock Pages in Memory

CPU MAXDOP, cost threshold, parallelism

Storage IO latency, autogrowth, Instant File Init

Transaction log VLF fragmentation

Patching CU / build currency

Databases auto-shrink, page verify, stats, compat

Query Store & top offenders the real workload

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How it works

Zero risk to your production server

You run it

A single read-only script in SSMS or sqlcmd. No agents, no installs, nothing leaves your server.

You get the report

It builds a branded HTML report on the spot — findings ranked by severity, with a health score.

We review it

Send it back and I'll walk you through the top three things to fix. Free, about 15 minutes.

Why me

A working DBA, not a sales pitch

I've fixed these in production

SQL Server Database Administrator — production support, performance tuning, query optimization, and 24/7 on-call, on-prem and on Azure & OCI.

I built the tool

This isn't a generic scan. It's my own health-check playbook, codified and read-only, so you see exactly what I'd look at first.

Free this month — 5 spots

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Catching one of these before it becomes an outage — or data loss — is worth far more than the 15 minutes it takes. Read-only, and the report is yours to keep, useful whether or not we end up working together.

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